Facebook down – End of the world?

Saw a tweet by Jeff Bullas (@jeffbullas) and it tickled me. Facebook has become part of (mostly) everybody’s life. It has the same feeling when mobile phones were introduced to the world (and became affordable) – nobody can live without it. So, is it the end of the world when Facebook is down? Social media to hit a snag? What do you do? Start washing your car? Rearrange your desktop? Again, what can you do?


Jeff says:

  1. Get on to Twitter and send tweets telling everyone that Facebook is down (along with millions of other people tweeting that Facebook has crashed) creating a social media apocalypse that crashes Twitter
  2. Clean your desk ..again
  3. Buy Google shares
  4. Ring your friends and actually have a conversation with awkward silence
  5. As you can’t fix the fence on Farmville, go and wash your real car
  6. Send an SMS to your friends announcing to them what they already know.. Facebook is down
  7. Read your children a story
  8. Do your tax return
  9. Write that proposal for your client that you have been meaning to do for days
  10. Send another Tweet that Facebook is “still” down
  11. Write a blog post about Facebook being down and the implications for society and our reliance on social media
  12. Start using Instant Messenger again
  13. Start planning to create a Facebook competitor
  14. Get out your 100 point bucket list and discover that there is not one digital goal you want to achieve before you die on the list
  15. Start a family
  16. Call your girlfriend and suggest that you have a bit of fun!!
  17. Email your 1,000 friends and tell them that Facebook is down
  18. Poke someone with your real finger… then hire a lawyer for sexual harassment
  19. Start a knitting club
  20. Do some work

Courtesy of www.jeffbullas.com

CreativeChump says:

  1. Flood Twitter
  2. Check who follows you on Twitter
  3. Check who you are following on Twitter
  4. Blog about ‘The Next Tragic Death after Jobs’
  5. Sell fake Zuckerberg business cards
  6. Inform your designers to remove Facebook logos
  7. Get a digital Bucket List
  8. Write to Facebook and inquire about your photos on their site
  9. Design a Tribute logo
  10. RT ‘Twitter is No.1 social media site’
  11. Sell Facebook shares
  12. Design Time Magazine’s next cover
  13. Blow the dust off your PS and Xbox (and Wii) and start playing
  14. Do some real work (like real work)
  15. Read your kid (or dog) a book
  16. Move on to Pinterest
  17. Start a family (nice one Jeff!)
  18. Prep for the end of world
  19. Sob for a week and then realizing…
  20. Life goes on.

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